Comments on: Programming Is Like Sex http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex A traveling geek's blog on development, games, and the web Tue, 17 Jan 2012 16:49:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Pipedreamergrey http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-12084 Pipedreamergrey Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:05:12 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-12084 Awsome. I've printed this up and posted it on my wall. After a week of reading and re-reading it, I wrote my own version, <a href="http://thegreatgeekmanual.com/blog/?p=43" title="The Great Geek Manual" rel="nofollow">"Blogging is a lot like Sex…" </a>. Check it out, it's pretty funny, too. Awsome. I’ve printed this up and posted it on my wall. After a week of reading and re-reading it, I wrote my own version, “Blogging is a lot like Sex…” . Check it out, it’s pretty funny, too.

]]> By: Programar es como el sexo « …:::OABARELOAD:::… http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-8664 Programar es como el sexo « …:::OABARELOAD:::… Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:50:59 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-8664 [...] Original en Ingles: http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex [...] [...] Original en Ingles: http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex [...]

]]> By: www.ngtech.gr » Ðñïãñáììáôßæïíôáò … http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-5189 www.ngtech.gr » Ðñïãñáììáôßæïíôáò … Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:52:30 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-5189 [...] Ï ðñïãñáììáôéóìüò âÝâáéá …. (ÌåôÜöñáóç – Ôñïðïðïßçóç áããëéêïý êåéìÝíïõ "Programming Is Like S*e*x – Push cx" ðïõ Ýëáâá ìå e-mail)! [...]

]]> By: Andrew http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-5152 Andrew Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:03:18 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-5152 Have you heard these: Programming is like teenage sex because- They talk about it more than they do it Everybody thinks everyone else is doing it more than them but aren't When they try doing it they aren't as good as they thought Have you heard these:

Programming is like teenage sex because-

They talk about it more than they do it

Everybody thinks everyone else is doing it more than them but aren’t

When they try doing it they aren’t as good as they thought

]]> By: Programming is Like Sex » Solo Technology http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-4677 Programming is Like Sex » Solo Technology Thu, 21 Sep 2006 19:19:25 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-4677 [...] I laughed, cried and blushed while reading “Programming is Like Sex.“” Tags: humor programming Possibly Related Posts: [...] [...] I laughed, cried and blushed while reading “Programming is Like Sex.“” Tags: humor programming Possibly Related Posts: [...]

]]> By: Programar es como el sexo « Sistema01.blogspot.com http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-3915 Programar es como el sexo « Sistema01.blogspot.com Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:37:29 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-3915 [...] Original en Ingles: http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex [...] [...] Original en Ingles: http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex [...]

]]> By: Programar es como el sexo « Mnemonic Media Center http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-3914 Programar es como el sexo « Mnemonic Media Center Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:27:07 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-3914 [...] Original en Ingles: http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex [...] [...] Original en Ingles: http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex [...]

]]> By: BC http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-3680 BC Fri, 08 Sep 2006 14:19:18 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-3680 Sex is like programming because everybody thinks they do it better than anybody else. Sex is like programming because everybody thinks they do it better than anybody else.

]]> By: ko http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-3085 ko Thu, 24 Aug 2006 13:06:44 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-3085 You should do it bug free You should do it bug free

]]> By: Matt-Darby.com » Programming Is Like Sex http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-2992 Matt-Darby.com » Programming Is Like Sex Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:30:55 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-2992 [...] read more | digg story (No Ratings Yet)  Loading ... [...] [...] read more | digg story (No Ratings Yet)  Loading … [...]

]]> By: StickiWidgets » Blog Archive » Hump Day and Programming Is Like Sex http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-2820 StickiWidgets » Blog Archive » Hump Day and Programming Is Like Sex Wed, 16 Aug 2006 16:20:52 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-2820 [...] Programming Is Like Sex (by Peter Harkins) [...] [...] Programming Is Like Sex (by Peter Harkins) [...]

]]> By: Programar és com el sexe | utupia http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-2521 Programar és com el sexe | utupia Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:56:15 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-2521 [...] I gràcies a aquesta extensió m’he trobat obert en una de les antigues finestres, un enllaç que em va enviar el Pep (i que suposo que devia trobar al Menéame), Programming is like sex. [...] [...] I gràcies a aquesta extensió m’he trobat obert en una de les antigues finestres, un enllaç que em va enviar el Pep (i que suposo que devia trobar al Menéame), Programming is like sex. [...]

]]> By: yodaddy http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-2054 yodaddy Tue, 25 Jul 2006 21:39:14 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-2054 <code lang="python"> while !kids.sleep(): pass for p in partners(3): print "ungh %s" % (p) print "ahh" </code>   while !kids.sleep(): pass   for p in partners(3): print "ungh %s" % (p)   print "ahh" ]]> By: Some random guy http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-1934 Some random guy Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:21:34 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-1934 Wow, I never knew that... but you do know that there are ways that programming is NOT like sex, right... 1. Programming requires a computer. Sex does not. 2. Sex does not help you finish your computer class midterm. (If there is such a thing...) 3. Programming cannot make babies. 4. etc.. And for the record, here are a few more similarities: - They both invoke personal pleasure if you've done it before a few times. - Bigger and longer means better in both cases. (For men only, Women definitely should not...) - They both involve science. - They are both addictive. Wow, I never knew that… but you do know that there are ways that programming is NOT like sex, right…

1. Programming requires a computer. Sex does not.
2. Sex does not help you finish your computer class midterm. (If there is such a thing…)
3. Programming cannot make babies.
4. etc..

And for the record, here are a few more similarities:

- They both invoke personal pleasure if you’ve done it before a few times.
- Bigger and longer means better in both cases. (For men only, Women definitely should not…)
- They both involve science.
- They are both addictive.

]]> By: v. http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-1795 v. Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:14:00 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-1795 Oh, I disagree with the last one. If you're about to try something completely new and totally kinky, a threesome is the best way to get into it :) Oh, I disagree with the last one. If you’re about to try something completely new and totally kinky, a threesome is the best way to get into it :)

]]> By: CB http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-1783 CB Tue, 11 Jul 2006 23:17:59 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-1783 <code lang="python"> #!/usr/bin/python name = "Peter Harkins" def funny(name): print """That was fukin hilarious, Great job %s""" % (name) funny(name) </code>   #!/usr/bin/python name = "Peter Harkins" def funny(name): print """That was fukin hilarious, Great job %s""" % (name) funny(name) ]]> By: Chistes Informaticos » La programación es como el sexo http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-1767 Chistes Informaticos » La programación es como el sexo Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:39:13 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-1767 [...] Vía Push cx [...]

]]> By: Kerberos http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-1748 Kerberos Mon, 10 Jul 2006 16:29:28 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-1748 You may forgot to add this -- Size doesn't matter but tricks are important. You may forgot to add this –

Size doesn’t matter but tricks are important.

]]> By: Krugle — qwerky Archive http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-1745 Krugle — qwerky Archive Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:47:06 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-1745 [...] Perhaps you don’t, because you’ve made it (here, have a kugel), or you’re still struggling, or you’ve been scarred for life. [...] [...] Perhaps you don’t, because you’ve made it (here, have a kugel), or you’re still struggling, or you’ve been scarred for life. [...]

]]> By: Gore Khan http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex/comment-page-1#comment-1742 Gore Khan Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:30:21 +0000 http://push.cx/2006/programming-is-like-sex#comment-1742 => Experts claim it's best done in pairs, but a lot of people claim they can't find the right partner for that, and prefer to go it alone. => It goes better if you wait til the kids are asleep first. => There exist electronic tools specifically designed to help you, and they may save time, but it's, uh, just not the same... => Some people insist on planning it; others think it's best just to make it up as you go along. => Experts claim it’s best done in pairs, but a lot of people claim they can’t find the right partner for that, and prefer to go it alone.

=> It goes better if you wait til the kids are asleep first.

=> There exist electronic tools specifically designed to help you, and they may save time, but it’s, uh, just not the same…

=> Some people insist on planning it; others think it’s best just to make it up as you go along.

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